The Socialist Republic of Cloudy Mountain is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stogrim Proudhammer with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 22.176 billion Cloudy Mountains enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karak Drark. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cloudy Mountainian economy, worth a remarkable 3,833 trillion gold coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 172,879 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has declared war on all passing comets, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, and the 'sing-a-long with Stogrim Proudhammer' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is totally unknown. Cloudy Mountain's national animal is the Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cloudy Mountain is ranked 6,401^st in the world and 1^st in Tarkin for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 75.27 on the Kitten Softness Rating.