The Green Republic of Clovena is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by General Secretary Kizie Colins with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 16.6 billion Clovenans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dol Amroth. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Clovenan economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion Dollops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,389 Dollops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clovena's national animal is the Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Clovena is ranked 10,122^nd in the world and 2^nd in Union of Democrats for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 64.09 on the Kitten Softness Rating.