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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22ndLargest Populations: 169th
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CLU

Population37.836 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 37.836 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 9,545 trillion arcade tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,280 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 521st in the world and 1st in Discordia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,969.11 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22ndLargest Populations: 169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 378thHighest Economic Output: 482ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 521stSmartest Citizens: 601stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,050thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,105thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,109thBest Weather: 1,484thMost Cultured: 1,576thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,754thRudest Citizens: 1,988thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,217thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,331stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,510thSafest: 2,870thHealthiest Citizens: 3,276thHighest Average Incomes: 3,281stMost Influential: 3,681stMost Developed: 4,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,955thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,429thMost Stationary: 9,488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,106thLargest Governments: 10,210thTop
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Nudest: 10,581stLowest Crime Rates: 10,711thMost Secular: 11,822ndHighest Drug Use: 12,812thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,928thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,863rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,839th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.

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