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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 33rdLargest Populations: 162nd
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CLU

Population39.485 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.485 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 9,794 trillion arcade tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,056 arcade tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, a degree in Erisson I Hastur Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 236,217th in the world and 8th in Discordia for Fattest Citizens, with 4.33 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 33rdLargest Populations: 162ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 268thLargest Publishing Industry: 404thHighest Economic Output: 518thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 532ndSmartest Citizens: 646thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,012thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,102ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,123rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,191stBest Weather: 1,343rdMost Cultured: 1,621stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,653rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,711thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,389thRudest Citizens: 2,394thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,538thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,831stSafest: 2,950thHealthiest Citizens: 3,196thHighest Average Incomes: 3,601stMost Influential: 4,034thMost Developed: 4,220thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,227thMost Stationary: 8,816thLowest Crime Rates: 10,523rdLargest Governments: 10,799thNudest: 11,821stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,409thMost Secular: 12,690thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,166thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,902ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,240th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CLU voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, a degree in Erisson I Hastur Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, teenagers sit around on their butts all day.

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