The Dominion of Cluted Files is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.661 billion Cluted Filesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.9%.

The all-consuming Cluted Filesian economy, worth 233 trillion File Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,600 File Notes, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Emergency responders spend more time in the air than giving air, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, the news of budget cuts leaves a sour taste in Cluted Filesian mouths, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cluted Files's national animal is the Cluttered Badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cluted Files is ranked 30,379^th in the world and 21^st in Talonia for Largest Black Market, with 61.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.