The Dictatorship of CM and OM is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 122 million Dictators men are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Their loyal subject economy, worth 3.32 trillion CO Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Tourism and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 27,225 CO Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, and cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CM and OM's national animal is the Two-headed serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CM and OM is ranked 58,395^th in the world and 3^rd in The Rejected Defenders for Most Corrupt Governments, with 31.29 kickbacks per hour.