The Woodhouse Sanctum of CMD-1 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 29.027 billion CMD-1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.0%.

The all-consuming CMD-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,911 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,300 $$s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 320,547 per year while the poor average 23,841, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, and soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CMD-1's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CMD-1 is ranked 232,337^th in the world and 5^th in BLITZKRIEG for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.87 percentage of bribes refused.