The Republic of Coastal Border is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning lion population. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 305 million Coastal Borderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Coastal Borderian economy, worth 9.40 trillion Kelvenyan Dinars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,806 Kelvenyan Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coastal Border's national animal is the lion.

Coastal Border is ranked 127,795^th in the world and 3^rd in Yajib for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 602.51 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.