The Fiefdom of Cofefe is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.351 billion Cofefeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Covfefe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Cofefean economy, worth 567 trillion Road Apples a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 77,154 Road Apples, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

It's best not to ask what goes into Covfefe Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices, Bed Bugs are considered a delicacy, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Cofefe's national animal is the Bed Bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cofefe is ranked 25,406^th in the world and 9^th in The Embassy 1 for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,538.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.