The Republic of Collingwood FC is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 3.975 billion Collingwood FCians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The thriving Collingwood FCian economy, worth 337 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,972 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Collingwood FC is often a lifetime appointment, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, and the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Collingwood FC's national animal is the Magpies.

Collingwood FC is ranked 60,998^th in the world and 16^th in AFL for Safest, scoring 99.63 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.