The Possibly Communist Paradise of Colocia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Yugo Slavia with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.609 billion Colocians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of newerfoundlands. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Colocian economy, worth 579 trillion Kewl Stans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 125,700 Kewl Stans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, the only places to see Bluff phishes now are at local zoos, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and government officials are held to the highest standard of morality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colocia's national animal is the Bluff phish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Cristianity ☦.

Colocia is ranked 4,922^nd in the world and 2^nd in MHBs New Earth for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.1 percentage of bribes refused.