The Dogboy Twink Engineer of Color 0x3B is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.555 billion Color 0x3Bians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Color 0x3Bian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion Bits a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,058 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The statue in the Tan Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment, and oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Color 0x3B's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Color 0x3B is ranked 305,835^th in the world and 599^th in junk for Most Cultured, scoring 35 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.