The Queen's State of Columbian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.737 billion Columbianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The very strong Columbianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,656 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate. Columbian's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Columbian is ranked 305,196^th in the world and 556^th in State for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -7.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.