The Dominion of Columbus Commons is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working, devout population of 4.073 billion Columbus Commonsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.3%.

The very strong Columbus Commonsian economy, worth 260 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,796 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,337 per year while the poor average 14,282, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller and a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate. Crime is relatively low. Columbus Commons's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Columbus Commons is ranked 255,526^th in the world and 1^st in Columbus for Smartest Citizens, with 21.38 quips per hour.