The Totally Suitable Clothing of Combat Skirts is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.251 billion Combat Skirtsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.2%.

The strong Combat Skirtsian economy, worth 520 trillion Liens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 56,223 Liens, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Combat Skirts's national animal is the Zwei, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Combat Skirts is ranked 144,992^nd in the world and 1^st in Minecraft Old Growth Spruce Taiga for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,223.45 Standard Monetary Units.