
| Population | 2.476 billion |
| Capital | The Rave |
| Leader | Obstreperous Blob of the Ungovernable |
| Faith | Freethoughtism |
| Currency | bitcoin |
| Animal | cow |
The Holy Red Ochlocratic Fiefdom of Communal Seaday is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Obstreperous Blob of the Ungovernable with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.476 billion Anarchists are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Rave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Anarchopilled economy, worth 340 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 137,670 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,244,210 per year while the poor average 1,831, a ratio of 679 to 1.
The end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Communal Seaday's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Freethoughtism.
Communal Seaday is ranked 133,778th in the world and 1st in Outer Rim for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,918.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Communal Seaday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Communal Seaday was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
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Communal Seaday, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
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Communal Seaday, what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other.
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Communal Seaday, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
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Communal Seaday, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags.
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Communal Seaday, politicians live in luxury.
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Communal Seaday, guns don't kill people heroes do.
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Communal Seaday, top gamblers bet against seedy hoopers.
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Communal Seaday, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.







































