The Confederacy of Comuni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Baphomet with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.471 billion Comunians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravensworth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunian economy, worth a remarkable 9,793 trillion Hammers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 301,601 Hammers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,798,225 per year while the poor average 3,054, a ratio of 916 to 1.

Nothing in life is promised except death and government support, teenagers get their license without taking the test, Comunians also serve as great lightning rods, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Comuni is ranked 3,126^th in the world and 125^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 301,601.79 Standard Monetary Units.