The Dictatorship of Con Ins Lallakerscak alt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gillat the 3rd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.836 billion Con Ins Lallakerscak altians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gillat. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Con Ins Lallakerscak altian economy, worth 117 trillion usds a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,126 usds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Con Ins Lallakerscak alt's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Con Ins Lallakerscak alt is ranked 286,588^th in the world and 31^st in Trading Cards for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -10.88 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.