The Purple Island Paradise of Conexia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Markus Kamph with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 15.642 billion Conexians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conegza. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,923 trillion Cuwens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,973 Cuwens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Conegza. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conexia's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Conexia is ranked 36,041^st in the world and 840^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.46 law-abiding acts per hour.