The Purple Island Paradise of Conexia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Markus Kamph with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 20.869 billion Conexians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conegza. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Conexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,617 trillion Cuwens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,447 Cuwens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Conexia's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Conexia is ranked 119,900^th in the world and 1,619^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,540.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.