The Warrior Kingdom of Conolan is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noble Regent Deron with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.219 billion Conolaners enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottenor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Conolaner economy, worth a remarkable 1,189 trillion Siposhugras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 227,874 Siposhugras, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,020,857 per year while the poor average 31,491, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conolan's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Conolan is ranked 97,244^th in the world and 31^st in Angelic League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 31,491.78 Standard Monetary Units.