The Free Land of Consergaypupt is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.733 billion Consergaypuptians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Consergaypuptian economy, worth 407 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. Average income is 60,566 florins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Consergaypupt's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Consergaypupt is ranked 302,135^th in the world and 1^st in font for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.84 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.