Conservative Christian American States
| Population | 18.51 billion |
| Capital | Richmond |
| Leader | President Jefferson A Davis |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | Conservative States dollar |
| Animal | bald eagle |
The United States of Conservative Christian American States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Jefferson A Davis with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.51 billion Americans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 6,188 trillion Conservative States dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 334,335 Conservative States dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,015,046 per year while the poor average 24,950, a ratio of 80.8 to 1.
American companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and children often kick bald eagles for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Conservative Christian American States's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Conservative Christian American States is ranked 121st in the world and 1st in TRUE AMERICANS for Most Primitive, scoring 596.41 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
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Conservative Christian American States, children often kick bald eagles for amusement.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions.
- : Conservative Christian American States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Most Primitive, Most Avoided, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, American companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, adult stores are all sold out of whips.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, science labs across the country languish in cobwebs as the government turns its attentions to spiritual matters.
- : Following new legislation in Conservative Christian American States, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
