The Republic of Conservative League is a titanic, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 20.13 billion Conservative Leagueans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The very strong Conservative Leaguean economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,412 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 175,484 per year while the poor average 11,083, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

People caught mistreating Conservative League's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, Conservative League has designated Conservative League City as its capital city, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is moderate. Conservative League's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Conservative League is ranked 18,528^th in the world and 2^nd in Conservative League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,211.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.