The Holy Empire of Constaniana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Charles with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.358 billion Constannians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haventown. The average income tax rate is 11.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Constannian economy, worth a remarkable 5,631 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,656 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, Emperor Charles's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support, and noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Constaniana's national animal is the Pistol Shrimp, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The LDS Church.

Constaniana is ranked 12,308^th in the world and 25^th in Nordic Lands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,399.8 pounds of wildlife per square mile.