The State of Controller is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 36.841 billion Controllerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The Controllerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,331 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,146 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Controller's national animal is the deer.

Controller is ranked 109,152^nd in the world and 1^st in Controller for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 801.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.