The District of Conwell Hoot is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.659 billion Conwell Hootians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The strong Conwell Hootian economy, worth 509 trillion districtas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 58,860 districtas, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Conwell Hoot has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Conwell Hoot in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Conwell Hoot's national animal is the quick pink fox.

Conwell Hoot is ranked 200,687^th in the world and 1^st in Temple U for Safest, scoring 44.21 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.