The United Socialist States of Conwy is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 5.249 billion Conwyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The Conwyian economy, worth 281 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 53,559 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conwy has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame. Crime is almost non-existent. Conwy's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Conwy is ranked 164,196^th in the world and 2^nd in Pike for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 968.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.