The Brethren War Banners of Cookies and Cream Pizza is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Warchief Casandra with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.187 billion Brethren enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crimson Crossing. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brethren economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion Harrings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,332 Harrings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cookies and Cream Pizza's national animal is the Raccon Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brethren of the She-Wolf.

Cookies and Cream Pizza is ranked 281,883^rd in the world and 6^th in Brannackia for Most Primitive, scoring -365.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.