The Confederacy of Copio is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Heads with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.258 billion Copiots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harima. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Copian economy, worth 164 trillion signs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,450 signs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Copian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and wandering Copiots are known for their one-track minds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Copio's national animal is the lynx.

Copio is ranked 53,596^th in the world and 2,801^st in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.