The District of Corbin Good is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.614 billion Corbin Goodians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The thriving Corbin Goodian economy, worth a remarkable 1,839 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 48,896 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Liard has just been declared ruler of Corbin Good in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Corbin Good has found 1 easter egg). Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Corbin Good's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Corbin Good is ranked 254,595^th in the world and 13^th in New Mexico for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.74 kickbacks per hour.