The Galactic Federation of Corgeia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Sir Grada Cirrus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.819 billion Corgians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxort City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Corgeian economy, worth 733 trillion corgs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 107,502 corgs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 496,850 per year while the poor average 14,039, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.

Corporate lobbying has been outlawed, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, war vets look after war animals, and outdated physical currency is considered a biohazard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Corgeia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kristania.

Corgeia is ranked 267,668^th in the world and 37^th in Texas for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 26.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.