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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,040thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,484thMost Conservative: 7,758th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Spare the rod and spoil the child!
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Corporal Punishment

Population231 million

CurrencyCaning and physical punishment
AnimalVictims and offenders

The Republic of Corporal Punishment is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 231 million Corporal Punishments are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 56.9%.

The very strong Corporal Punishment economy, worth 15.8 trillion Caning and physical punishments a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,370 Caning and physical punishments, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary", invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corporal Punishment's national animal is the Victims and offenders, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Corporal Punishment is ranked 107,808th in the world and 1st in Corporal Punishment for Highest Average Incomes, with 68,370.06 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,040thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,484thMost Conservative: 7,758thMost Authoritarian: 16,281stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 26,495th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Corporal Punishment was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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