The Republic of Corumvia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Linge Chen with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.281 billion Corumvians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Corumvian economy, worth 629 trillion Mentoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 47,434 Mentoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 143,916 per year while the poor average 12,153, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Corumvia City, citizens must pay to enjoy Corumvia's pristine beaches, Linge Chen is the self-declared God of all Corumvia, and Linge Chen has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Corumvia's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is a major religion.

Corumvia is ranked 71,670^th in the world and 3^rd in Train Station for Fattest Citizens, with 12.39 Obesity Rate.