The Federal Republic of Coszuenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Just In Lead with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.549 billion Coszuenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon City. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Coszuenian economy, worth 125 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,889 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, cremation is compulsory for the deceased, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and Coszuenian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Just In Lead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coszuenia's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is In my mind.

Coszuenia is ranked 4,979^th in the world and 10^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Safest, scoring 131.14 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.