The Democratic Republic of Countriopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.873 billion Countriopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biseru. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Countriopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,306 trillion Rotons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 457,947 Rotons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", most ambassadors from Countriopia retire only a few years after being appointed, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Countriopia's national animal is the Countriopian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Countriopia is ranked 345,571^st in the world and 4^th in Solidaritat for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -24.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.