The Democratic Republic of Countriopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.577 billion Countriopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biseru. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Countriopian economy, worth an astonishing 15,492 trillion Rotons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 506,667 Rotons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Countriopia's national animal is the Countriopian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Countriopia is ranked 53^rd in the world and 1^st in Solidaritat for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 11,342.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.