The Federation of Cramberria is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 1.326 billion Cramberrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constanople. The average income tax rate is 15.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cramberrian economy, worth 106 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,857 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, structures are raised on promises, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Constanople. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cramberria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cramberria is ranked 110,829^th in the world and 8^th in Penguin Land for Smartest Citizens, with 34.88 quips per hour.