The Kitty Demarchy of Crazari is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Señor Crackanator with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 5.373 billion Crazarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crazari Alpha. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Crazari economy, worth 555 trillion Crazis a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 103,363 Crazis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All facts are created equal, blue bloods are welcome in Crazari, students abandon classrooms for online education, and deceased relatives are considered property to buy and sell. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazari's national animal is the Samurai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kittyism.

Crazari is ranked 250,292^nd in the world and 51^st in Sparkalia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,908.08 Standard Monetary Units.