The Democratic Republic of Crenadia is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 544 million Crenadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qanas. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Crenadian economy, worth 28.6 trillion Goldis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,520 Goldis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children high on sugar can often be seen bouncing off walls, Crenadians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, headlines insist tyranny is hip with the youth, and health-conscious denizens drink their dogs' water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crenadia's national animal is the Puffin, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Crenadia is ranked 157,201^st in the world and 2^nd in Corquala for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,883.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.