The State of Creolia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Governor Felix Labatut with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 6.02 billion Creolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acadia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.0%.

The strong Creolian economy, worth 381 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,453 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Governor Felix Labatut wears an armoured gauntlet, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and corporate lobbying has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Creolia's national animal is the pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Creolia is ranked 54,064^th in the world and 6^th in Dixie for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,019.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.