by Max Barry

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Cretox State was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 394
Most Valuable International Artwork: 477thMost Influential: 1,021stMost Secular: 1,677th
The Krazy Kakistocracy of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
I took an IQ test and it came back positive!
Great Big Orange Leader
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Cretox State

Population4.509 billion

LeaderGreat Big Orange Leader

Currencyrectangular numbered thing
Animaloverpaid executive

The Krazy Kakistocracy of Cretox State is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Great Big Orange Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.509 billion Statans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponzify. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Statan economy, worth 867 trillion rectangular numbered things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 192,465 rectangular numbered things, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and Great Big Orange Leader has been known to make speeches in fishing waders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cretox State's national animal is the overpaid executive, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nepotism.

Cretox State is ranked 238,106th in the world and 10,460th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 74.79 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 477thMost Influential: 1,021stMost Secular: 1,677thHealthiest Citizens: 2,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,378thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,640thMost Developed: 2,871stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,978thHighest Food Quality: 3,179thLowest Crime Rates: 3,212thBest Weather: 3,243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,540thMost Efficient Economies: 3,552ndSmartest Citizens: 3,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,586thMost Inclusive: 3,661stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,746thLargest Governments: 3,920thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,937thMost Cultured: 4,320thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,382ndMost Armed: 4,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,932ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,679thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,513thNicest Citizens: 6,808thHighest Average Incomes: 8,206thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,922ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,958thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,491stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,903rdMost Patriotic: 13,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,402ndMost Income Equality: 14,465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,750thSafest: 15,132ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,938thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,461stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,373rdHighest Economic Output: 25,539th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 89th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 148th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Armed: 159th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 169th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 171st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 183rd in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Governments: 198th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 199th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 200th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 202nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 218th in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 291st in the regionMost Influential: 299th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 304th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 331st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 348th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 376th in the regionNicest Citizens: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 413th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 453rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 484th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 508th in the regionNudest: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 539th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 542nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 616th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 723rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 743rd in the regionSafest: 870th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 974th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,033rd in the region

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