The Rebels of Crim is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Crimson with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.224 billion Crimians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crimia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The very strong Crimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion Crims a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,695 Crims, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and Crim has designated Crimia as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Crim's national animal is the cricket, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rastafari.

Crim is ranked 140,030^th in the world and 1^st in Vice City for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,926.91 Standard Monetary Units.