by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,907thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,151st
The Nomadic Peoples of
Left-wing Utopia
50 Issues, 1985-1990
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Critters

Population12.343 billion

Currencydollar
Animalfox

The Nomadic Peoples of Critters is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.343 billion Critters are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crittersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,995 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,638 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The real art was the AI friends we made along the way, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Critters's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Critters is ranked 4,718th in the world and 3rd in Old School Furry for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 95.78 Effective Tax Rate.

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1%
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,907thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,151stNicest Citizens: 2,896thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,911thMost Pacifist: 3,241stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3,326thMost Accessible: 3,343rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,388thHighest Food Quality: 3,572ndBest Weather: 3,665thHealthiest Citizens: 3,745thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,866thMost Inclusive: 3,917thMost Developed: 3,932ndMost Cultured: 4,032ndSafest: 4,129thSmartest Citizens: 4,294thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,510thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,851stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,625thLargest Governments: 6,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,370thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,544thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,065thLowest Crime Rates: 10,576thMost Income Equality: 12,027thMost Secular: 12,716thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,027thHighest Economic Output: 16,381stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,999thMost Efficient Economies: 18,976thMost Stationary: 19,056thHighest Average Incomes: 21,111thMost Influential: 26,707thHighest Drug Use: 30,884thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,600th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Critters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, the real art was the AI friends we made along the way.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, compliance officers smash the kneecaps of unethical bureaucrats.
  • : Critters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Accessible.
  • : Critters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, preservative manufacturers are told to put a lid on it.
  • : Following new legislation in Critters, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

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