The Musical Reality TV Show of Cromulon is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by HEAD JUDGE with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.419 billion Cromulons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cromulon Dyson Sphere. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The strong Cromulon economy, worth 751 trillion blemflarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 48,725 blemflarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners are treated with great suspicion, the nation leads Citadel of Ricks in per capita stalking, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cromulon's national animal is the musician, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Headism.

Cromulon is ranked 235,210^th in the world and 5^th in Citadel of Ricks for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,966.4 Standard Monetary Units.