The Republic of Crontab 34 is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning time population. The hard-working population of 5.999 billion Crontab 34ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Crontab 34ian economy, worth 261 trillion keepalives a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 43,524 keepalives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crontab 34's national animal is the time, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Crontab 34 is ranked 220,133^rd in the world and 1^st in Plateau of bonne esperance for Most Developed, scoring 52.68 on the Human Development Index.