The Murder of Crows is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Morrígan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 21.465 billion Crows are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, International Aid, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish foretelling economy, worth 519 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 24,160 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Morrígan has just been declared ruler of Crows in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Crows's national animal is the Corpse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Crows is ranked 69,262^nd in the world and 2^nd in Aryan Heritage Council for Smartest Citizens, with 39.72 quips per hour.