The United Kingdom of CSX-1 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The cynical population of 2.27 billion CSX-1ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped CSX-1ian economy, worth 63.6 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,998 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and police conduct raids on children having snail races. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CSX-1's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CSX-1 is ranked 95,219^th in the world and 4,930^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.