The Incorrectly Misspelled Name of CtG is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by some clown on drugs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.19 billion Nerds love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palayan City. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth a remarkable 3,686 trillion Green Orbs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,595 Green Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nerds submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in some clown on drugs's bedroom, and it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey. Crime is totally unknown. CtG's national animal is the Bartholio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is very quite.

CtG is ranked 310,380^th in the world and 3^rd in Imperium Figarium for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.