The Theocracy of Culdi is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Archbishop Blaze with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 20.875 billion Culdians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Culdian economy, worth a remarkable 6,073 trillion crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 290,928 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A flying elephant and Archbishop Blaze share the same nickname, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Culdi" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Culdi's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jormunrism.

Culdi is ranked 146,022^nd in the world and 4^th in Albion for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,621.49 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.