The District of Cupers Cove is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 17.735 billion Cupers Coveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 10.2%.

The Cupers Covean economy, worth 858 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 48,416 Juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Cupers Cove has designated District City as its capital city, and privy council chairman has just been declared ruler of Cupers Cove in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cupers Cove's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cupers Cove is ranked 113,231^st in the world and 3^rd in Newfoundland and Labrador for Most Primitive, scoring -30 on the Scary Big Number Scale.