The Dictatorship of Curumo is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.69 billion Curumoans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Law & Order, with Administration, Spirituality, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.5%.

The very strong Curumoan economy, worth 232 trillion Palantirs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 63,054 Palantirs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,713 per year while the poor average 4,302, a ratio of 91.5 to 1.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Curumo's national animal is the Uruk-hai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curumo is ranked 247,334^th in the world and 2^nd in Isengard for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -6.32 on the Clooney Contribution Index.