The Allied States of Cute Eevee is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.818 billion Cute Eeveeses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eevee City. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The sizeable but inefficient Cute Eeveean economy, worth 88.4 trillion Eevee Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,609 Eevee Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and streaming companies get dammed up whenever a powerful person throws a tantrum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cute Eevee's national animal is the Eevee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cute Eevee is ranked 118,222^nd in the world and 13^th in Eevee for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.42 law-abiding acts per hour.